Mary Lou doesn't chew gum anymore She smiles when she comes Through the sliding glass door At the house out in Michigan- She knows she'll get her own way Mary Lou always gets presents from Tiffany's They love her so much- she's their little Epiphany Everyone smiles- she makes everyone's day *chorus* In a perfect world- she's daddy's perfect Little girl Mary Lou- she doesn't speak when spoken to She keeps a collection of hearts that she Broke in two Black pearls and diamonds In a little tin box by her bed Mar Lou she's always got little secrets She'll share one with you if you promise to Keep it Silence is golden So is the crown on her head Chorus Mary Lou she always seeks satisfaction She'll do anything just to get a reaction Repeat Mar Lou she always tries to impress us Take us all out- make us up- dress us Repeat