She dreams of rollies and wax thats what she said in her mail she lays a dog on it's back that's why he's wagging his tail and I'd be wagging mine too If I could only be cool at the Cosmo Sex School They said I got to go home but it's the thought I can't bare And though I'm never alone I don't trust anyone here they said I'm getting my share but I don't think that I'm through at the Cosmo Sex School She's got her thesis turned in about the skill that I lack Like how to let people in or send them packing with tact or am I good in the sack or am I just pulling my tool at the Cosmo Sex School Yeah my self confidence writes only if I'm asked into bed So many bodies to try so many minds to be read I need to work till I die it's what they taught me to do at the Cosmo Sex School Don't need no heaven above don't need a friend or a wife Don't need the pressure of love don't need a pool when I dive If Jesus Christ was alive I guess I'd sleep with him too at the Cosmo Sex School at the Cosmo Sex School at the Cosmo Sex