I got the Pope on the telephone I got the Queeeeeeen on the telephone And my attorney on the telephone They say leave him won't you leave him alone I say leave me, won't you leave me alone I just wanna be left alone, alone I don't want to tell my wife good-bye I don't want to see my children cry Tell the judge I don't want to die He say's, sorry son, you die I fry You ask me what I'm wishing You ask me what I'm missing You go tell the electrician That I'd rather Be fishing I got George Bush on the telephone And William Bennett on the telephone And William Rheinquest on the telephone And Jerry Falwell on the telephone They say can't leave 'em you can't leave 'em alone But I say leave me, won't you leave me alone I just want be left alone, alone